I heard today on MSNBC… “it was a very… kind of… strategic… um… strategy…” I’m going to have to work on making my strategies more strategic.

Overheard, every 3.5 minutes, every day, over my cubicle wall… “snorrrrrtt” “snoooorrrrrttt” “snnnnnoooooorrrrrrtttt” I can’t figure out how to spell it to illustrate the full effect of this.  I don’t know whether to offer Kleenexes, or some Hall’s Soothing Vapor Action, or just turn up the volume on the iPod.

“Whoever it is that uses seatcovers, it would be nice if they flushed them.”