{"id":56,"date":"2007-03-22T11:41:47","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2007-03-22T11:41:47","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T17:41:47","slug":"overheard-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard, every 3.5 minutes, every day, over my cubicle wall&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;snorrrrrtt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;snoooorrrrrttt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;snnnnnoooooorrrrrrtttt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t figure out how to spell it to illustrate the full effect of this.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I don&#8217;t know whether to offer Kleenexes, or some Hall&#8217;s Soothing Vapor Action, or just turn up the volume on the iPod.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard, every 3.5 minutes, every day, over my cubicle wall&#8230; &#8220;snorrrrrtt&#8221; &#8220;snoooorrrrrttt&#8221; &#8220;snnnnnoooooorrrrrrtttt&#8221; I can&#8217;t figure out how to spell it to illustrate the full effect of this.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0I don&#8217;t know whether to offer Kleenexes, or some Hall&#8217;s Soothing Vapor Action, or just turn up the volume on the iPod.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}