{"id":68,"date":"2008-08-26T19:46:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T01:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2008-08-26T19:49:05","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T01:49:05","slug":"new-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"New &#8220;pet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in my cubicle today when\u00a0my friend Linda came in to tell me about her walk back from another building.\u00a0 Someone stopped her,\u00a0FLIPPED OUT\u00a0over something she&#8217;d seen on\u00a0the other side of\u00a0the pond &#8211; too scared, in fact,\u00a0to even cross the bridge.\u00a0 The frightening thing she saw?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/i175.photobucket.com\/albums\/w134\/sydnieann\/DSC01182-1.jpg\" height=\"240\" style=\"width: 320px; height: 240px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is our new fake coyote, there to protect us from the geese that frequent our campus.\u00a0 He (she?) has a super-custom fake fur tale tacked on to his hind end.\u00a0 I&#8217;m a little sad &#8211; I actually like the geese, especially the babies in springtime.\u00a0 But I guess someone is tired of the poop.<\/p>\n<p>Later in the afternoon, after I&#8217;d gone to check out Fake Coyote&#8230; Animal Control showed up.\u00a0 Apparently, Fake Coyote presented a Serious Threat.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>After that, Facilities sent out an email to the Fort Collins campus letting us know that there is, in fact, a decoy hanging out by the pond now&#8230; and to remind us &#8220;no shooting.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting in my cubicle today when\u00a0my friend Linda came in to tell me about her walk back from another building.\u00a0 Someone stopped her,\u00a0FLIPPED OUT\u00a0over something she&#8217;d seen on\u00a0the other side of\u00a0the pond &#8211; too scared, in fact,\u00a0to even cross the bridge.\u00a0 The frightening thing she saw?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}