{"id":93,"date":"2009-05-06T17:03:15","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T23:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2009-05-06T17:03:15","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T23:03:15","slug":"i-hear-the-secrets-that-you-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"I hear the secrets that you keep&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a valuable lesson today, by making an ass of myself.\u00a0 Best kind of lesson, right??<\/p>\n<p>Today was a work from home day.\u00a0 I had the front and back doors open most of the day, since it&#8217;s SO NICE out, which made the dogs nutty all day &#8211; there are lots of small children at the school across the street, and Grover and Tillie are VERY serious about their duties in protecting their street from intruders &#8211; small children, other dogs, their own people&#8230; Dorks.\u00a0 Later this afternoon, I had to call in to work for a quick meeting.\u00a0 I was using Tina&#8217;s headset, and closed the front door to avoid the hysterical barking at kindergartners.\u00a0 In middle of my call, Grover started licking my backpack.\u00a0 I have no idea why &#8211; he just likes to lick random stuff&#8230; floor, backpack, pants, you name it.\u00a0 I tried snapping at him, which usually catches his attention, but not today!\u00a0 So, I muted the headset, and loud-whispered at him, &#8220;Knock it off!&#8221;\u00a0 Then I hear my team on the other side of the phone go silent for a second, then say, &#8220;OK, we will!&#8221;\u00a0 Turns out the mute button on that headset doesn&#8217;t actually mute anything.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>In other dog news, Grover went to the groomer yesterday, so he&#8217;s all clean and sweet-smelling and handsome today!\u00a0\u00a0He&#8217;s very cute &#8211; when he&#8217;s\u00a0got a fresh haircut,\u00a0it makes his ears look even bigger than normal!\u00a0 CUTE!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And in other dog news, Lady came to visit today.\u00a0 Tina was petting her, and found a tick!!!\u00a0 Ugh.\u00a0 Then as they were getting that one out, they found 2 more!!!\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t deal with it at all, but just the thought of them being there made me SO nauseous.\u00a0 I always thought I&#8217;d be able to handle something like that, but apparently not.\u00a0 Yuck.\u00a0 I still feel sick.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned a valuable lesson today, by making an ass of myself.\u00a0 Best kind of lesson, right?? Today was a work from home day.\u00a0 I had the front and back doors open most of the day, since it&#8217;s SO NICE out, which made the dogs nutty all day &#8211; there are lots of small children [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sydnieann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}